This is where I would summarise the plot of my new novel, but it doesn’t have a ‘plot’ yet so much as a ‘vague idea of where this thing is heading’. Can I sum it up in .gifs? Yeah, I’m going to sum it up in .gifs.
Did you get that?
Seattle, 1991; cynical, grungey, grim.
Oooh, I’m gonna make you cry. *Rubs hands together with malicious glee.*
Alice Hayes 